I can just see it now on the evening news… “A mid-day disaster ensued today at a downtown intersection as a woman, desperate to master her platform heels, attempted to cross the street. The results of this unfortunate activity were several injuries as people in her vicinity tried to help her, and significant damage, including a postal box and store front that were taken out by a cab swerving to avoid the growing mass of affected pedestrians.” Yes, that would be me. I cannot walk in shoes like this, but aren’t they amazing! And very animal-friendly, designed by Jeffrey Campbell and made from wood and canvas. Engineer Ophelia Platform from Free People, $158.
And at the end of the news story… “However, instead of angry people were sympathetic, some were even overheard asking the woman where she got her shoes.”